November 8, 2009 by Ms. Wanderer
It was my birthday recently. Mr. Wanderer, as much as I love him, stopped planning romantic outings long ago. I don’t hold this against him. He has many wonderful attributes and I don’t need to be romanced, anymore. True to typical form, my birthday was approaching with no big plans. Normally, I don’t really care much about my birthday. However, this year I was feeling different. It’s been an exhausting 4 1/2 months since Little Miss Banana was born. Unlike when Little Miss Bean was a baby, Banana is not a good sleeper despite my best efforts. This, coupled with chasing Bean around, has made life with two at home very tiring. Not to mention my outings usually entail a quick run to the grocery store or a trip the mall. This year, I considered my birthday a chance to get out with Mr. W for some much needed adult, couple time.
So, I took it upon myself to plan the evening. I made a reservation at a trendy restaurant, and I bought tickets to a play. A play about motherhood. And kids. And husbands. Mr. W. had no idea was the play was about prior to going. He didn’t know what he was in for until, as we proceeded to our seats, he glanced around the theatre and noticed that he was one of about five men in the room.
The play was awesome. Funny and touching. Witty and shocking. Among the shocking portions was skit where two of the performers each pulled out a breast and began squirting fake breast milk at each other and a skit where a performer runs fully nude across the stage in a scene where she is chasing her child around the change room of the community swimming pool. Now, I’m okay with this kind of thing. It was hilarious and it was in context. Mr. W., however, is kind of squeamish. And he’s a bit conservative. He’s the guy that refuses to carry my purse in public. He doesn’t like the sight of blood. Poop sends him over the edge. Watching him experience the performance was equally as entertaining as the performance itself. It was a thoroughly enjoyable evening for me. And, since it was my birthday, Mr. W had to pretend to enjoy it, too. We’ll see who plans my birthday next year.